The Full-Text Lands was a five-card Secret Lair drop that replaced the artwork on the five basic lands with the complete rules text for their respective basic land types. The intentionally minimalist design removed traditional Magic artwork entirely, turning the lands into a tongue-in-cheek celebration of the game's rules and mechanics. The drop became particularly memorable for its novelty and distinctive presentation, offering a humorous alternative to the elaborate landscapes normally associated with basic lands.
Given the rarity and limited information on some bonus cards, this may not be a complete list of all potential bonus cards available in this Secret Lair.
Eldrazi Monument
Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have flying and indestructible.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, sacrifice this artifact.
Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
