Secret Lair x Garfield: Our Only Thought Is to Entertain You
June 15, 2026
Secret Lair x Garfield: Our Only Thought Is to Entertain You pushed Garfield’s familiar laziness and appetite into surreal territory, imagining the character at the center of increasingly chaotic and bizarre scenes. Artists CHOGRIN, Jack Teagle, Dave Kloc, Jordan Speer, and Jon Vermilyea each brought their own interpretation of Garfield’s offbeat humor and comic absurdity to the collection. Its deliberately strange artwork made the release a particularly unconventional take on one of comics’ most recognizable characters.
Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.)
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent, put that card onto the battlefield under your control.
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. This Aura deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach this Aura to another one of your opponents chosen at random.
Choose one. If you descended this turn, you may choose both instead. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)
• Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less.
Given the rarity and limited information on some bonus cards, this may not be a complete list of all potential bonus cards available in this Secret Lair.
Shoot the Sheriff
Destroy target non-outlaw creature. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Everyone else is fair game.)
